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Redcloak: Look, I'm pretty busy at the moment.Belkar: I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!.Vaarsuvius: Thrice-cursed Spell Resistance! It's almost like the universe is trying to deliberately force some form of arbitrary equality between those of us who can reshape matter with our thoughts and those who cannot.
#ORDER OF THE STICK NALE TRIAL#
Strip 420: The Trial of Belkar Bitterleaf (Abridged) So, he's doing it because he doesn't really know me at all, then.
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Strip 206: Hidden Benefit of Being an Adventurer
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Belkar: It's like the old song says: If I can kill it here, I can kill it anywhere.Belkar: Well, as usual, if falls to Yours Truly to save the day by serving someone a heapin' helping of Mama Bitterleaf's secret family recipe for their own steaming entrails on a platter.Strip 197: A Change of Scale Strips 200-299 Strip 192: Everything Sits Better on a Ritz Xykon: Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?.Roy: I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions to which I will regret learning the answers.Gortok: Let Gortok answer your question with a question: Who will be the moron after Gortok's white-hot anger crushes your little body into a mangled bloody pulp while Gortok sings a jaunty tune to accompany your unanswered cries for mercy? Strip 132: Kindred Spirits Belkar: Tell me, is being a complete and utter moron a prerequisite for the class, or a side effect of taking a level?.Elan: It's true what they say: "Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!".You, sir, have a serious problem with overreaction. Xykon: Y'know, I've destroyed entire towns, and the most I got from the surviving families were a few snarky comments.Vaarsuvius: Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.Um, OK, hello sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather- Xykon the Lich: Not me, you moron! Strip 95: Dead Men Tell Tales Strips 100-199 Xykon the Lich: I need you to Speak with Dead.It starts with "s" and ends with "litting their throats." Strip 39: Spontaneous Artistic Expression
#ORDER OF THE STICK NALE FREE#
Once I shuffle off the mortal coil, I'm free to play the field.
#ORDER OF THE STICK NALE SKIN#
Roy: "Why did you think we were here?" īelkar: "Well, I figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff." Strip 13: Plot, Ahoy!.